wellmanicuredman:

ernest hemmingway was so renowned for his brevity that he could write a moving and compelling story using only six words:

"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."

i have bested hemmingway by creating another, even more heartwrenching story, using only five words:

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humoristics:

Did he win?
Most to Least Likely to Need a Fucking Chill Pill

younghamtaro-deactivated42069:

warrenzevontributeblog:

trulyharam:

shitthesignssay:

  1. Aries
  2. Virgo
  3. Gemini
  4. Capricorn
  5. Leo
  6. Scorpio
  7. Pisces
  8. Libra
  9. Cancer
  10. Aquarius
  11. Sagittarius
  12. Taurus

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marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(via ant0rm)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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He forgot about you. Remember that.
Remember this every day until it sinks in. Keep reminding yourself of this every time you are reminded of him until you realise that you deserved better. You deserve better. Remember that. (via c-oquetry)

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familyfriendlyporno:

gaskarthskitten:

darkbluetile:

how does she do this I’m scared

Is this the next exorcist movie

she runs like a feral child i’m not even kidding

reverseracist:

zizino:

whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit

(via pizza)

THEME BY CYBERSITY